with your own penis?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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