What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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