I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
