So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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