you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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