Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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