Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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