I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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