I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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