dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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