Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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