I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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