I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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