I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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