weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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