Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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