There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
she woke up with a sticky ear
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
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