Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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