i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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