some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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