Are we in a gay sports bar?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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