Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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