Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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