so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Randomize
