Can Purell be used as lube?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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