Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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