So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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