Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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