I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
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I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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