my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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