508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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