So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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