well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
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I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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