So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
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Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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