got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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