I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
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why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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