Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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