so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
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he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
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onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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