$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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