Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
The beer is more important than you right now.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Blood and glitter go together right?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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