So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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