And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
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There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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