Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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