am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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