I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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