i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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