ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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