when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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