TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
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He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Dick very happy bro
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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