I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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