But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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