this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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