How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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