escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
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You are the jesus of drinking
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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