There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
That's intense
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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