Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Randomize
