The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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