the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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