I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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